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Joke of the Day

"What is the sound of one hand typing? Fap-fap-fap."

"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."

"Did you hear about the gym employee that got fired? He didn't work out."

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."

"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."

"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."

"At what point in listening to your kid whine can you say, ""Sorry. This relationship isn't working out. You should start seeing other moms."""