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Joke of the Day
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
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"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."
"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."
"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."
"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."
"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."
"American beer and sex on a boat What do American beer and having sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."