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Joke of the Day
"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."
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"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."
"Why don't little girls fart? They don't get assholes until they're married! (My favorite joke to tell to un-piss off a pissed off woman after I've pissed her off with a woman joke)"
"Why pink camo? Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol?"
"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"
"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."
"Turns out Olympian Bruce Jenner Was just running from his penis."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"I really hate campfires... Just Kindling."
"Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams? Because clams are shelf-ish."