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Joke of the Day

"Smartphones are a lot like instant coffee... They're both good 'till the last drop."

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"

"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"

"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."

"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."

"Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable."

"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."