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Joke of the Day

"Why don't little girls fart? They don't get assholes until they're married! (My favorite joke to tell to un-piss off a pissed off woman after I've pissed her off with a woman joke)"

"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"

"A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away."

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."

"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"

"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."

"what does one do on the fine summers day when the toothbacks all say tooth?"