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Joke of the Day

"Turns out Olympian Bruce Jenner Was just running from his penis."

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."

"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."

"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."

"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."

"I wish the band Journey was a giant human mouth becasue I have a hard-on and they *SUCK*!"

"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"

"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."