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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"Why was the big hairy two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one."

"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."

"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"

"I'm thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there's this thing called Google now."

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"

"Gandalf gave me a test... I didn't pass."