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Joke of the Day

"what did the gay sperm say to his compatriot? ""HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT?"""

"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph"

"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"

"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """

"As far as my dog knows... ...dicks taste like peanut butter."

"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."

"Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry."