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Joke of the Day

"I wrote an essay about American Patriotism Then I pointed at it and started shouting ' You Essay! You Essay!'"

"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""

"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"

"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."

"I heard that boomerangs are becoming popular again... They're really making a comeback!"

"This year's Oscars are just like Zero Dark Thirty. We know how it's gonna end, but let's all pretend it's suspenseful."

"Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, CORNDOG FIGHT."

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."

"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."

"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me! She said ""no"" both times."