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"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
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"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"
"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""
"Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch."
"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."
"Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can't be choosers,"
"I'm 39, If you invite me to a party that only starts after 10pm, I'm not even going to pretend I'll make it."
"I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased. He though it was a Tolkien gesture."
"Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? ""Follow Your Dreams."" -Freddy Kreuger, 2016"