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Joke of the Day

"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"

"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"

"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"

"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"

"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."

"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"

"I'm think about taking up Jousting so I have something to talk about at awkward dinner parties."

"Why did the coach go to Aldi? To get his quarterback."

"Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!"

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."