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Joke of the Day

"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."

"I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !"

"My college bar had a ""Blow your GPA"" drink special night until all the Asian students died..."

"Do you know the fat catholic woman? [OC] She has mass."

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"