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Joke of the Day

"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."

"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"

"Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking."

"What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

"I Took a Class on Personal Finance I had no interest in it."

"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""

"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."

"Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight."

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Around Ten-ish."

"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, ""Hey, but we work here. We're staph."""