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Joke of the Day
"I heard that boomerangs are becoming popular again... They're really making a comeback!"
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"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor. I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow."
"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"
"My hemorroids are acting up again. I'm butt hurt about it."
"I got a tattoo on my penis that says ""TINY"" when I'm flaccid. When I'm erect, it says ""TICONDEROGA NY"""
"You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."
"Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on the mouse."