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Joke of the Day

"Apple will start making Macs in America. In related news, Macs will now cost 3 billion dollars. #SOTU"

"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"Humans first started practicing circumcision over 15,000 years ago. There were a lot less complaints once they mastered it."

"Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby. It was a little Bigger."

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"

"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"

"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"

"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Why do people say ""get well soon""? Why don't you want me to get well now?"

"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"