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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""
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"I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it."
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."
"You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose."
"Give me my Money!! How do you make a Hormone-- Don't pay her!"
"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."
"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"
"How does Jesus pull mad bitches? Because he's hung like this! ( extends both arms horizontally)"
"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"