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Joke of the Day

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"

"I'm interested to find out what the police have Oscar Pistorius's height listed as."

"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a pizza? A gay guy doesn't come in a box."

"What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis? Ricesis"

"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."

"What do you get when you cross a baggage handler with a sex offender? [The TSA!](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2-l7xEQJqvdPPlN2qABza3Hpfin65EITfmXxRgqx4gj5ajg9mEdVJFhEsjg)"

"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."

"I Hate everyone! Angry guy: I HATE EVERYONE Random guy: Sir, how can you hate me? You dont even know me.. Angry guy: Hello my name is George.. Random Guy: Im Max.. George: OK, now fuck you Max"

"Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed? Because no one wants to feel his serpentine."