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Joke of the Day

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"

"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."

"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"

"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."

"Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'"

"Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around."

"Atoms are liers... the makeup everything"