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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"
Next Joke
"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"
"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."
"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"
"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."
"I used to be a cleptomaniac but now that I took some medicine I feel much better"
"Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean"
"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."