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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock."
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"They cut the hole in my Fallout disk to small. I can't fit my dick in it."
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"I'm pretty sick right now. You could say I'm feeling like Charles Lindbergh... Because I got the flu"
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"
"If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking or cursing, it involves less of me."
"Patient: Hey that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax I'm coming to it."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"
"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"