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Joke of the Day

"Am I the first with a Roof joke? Hope so. What is the source of Roof's racism? When he was young, his friends teased him by calling him Rufus."

"Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee"

"How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke."

"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"

"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."

"The waiting list for the WiiU.... Just got shorter in Conneticut"

"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."

"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."