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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? Porn stars can probably sing."
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"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"A nihilist walks into a bar..."
"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on another one to operate the crane and a third one to say when the chicken is ready."
"The wife of a programmer tells him.. ""Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen."" He came back with twelve watermelons."
"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"
"You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands... ...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."
"Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors."