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Joke of the Day

"How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on another one to operate the crane and a third one to say when the chicken is ready."

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."

"How does Hitler like his Juice? From concentrate."

"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

"I'm not stupid"

"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""

"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"

"Throw stones at people who live in glass houses. They won't throw them back because they've been told their whole life that they shouldn't."

"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."