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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"

"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? My refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it."

"My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot. But that's what makes me such a fun guy."

"Did your mom get those plane tickets? I'm taking her to pound town"

"People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call."

"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."

"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."

"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."

"The current ""feminist"" movement"