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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid 200 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."

"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth."

"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse."

"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"

"How to have an unforgettable date? 1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it."