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Joke of the Day
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"
"Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!"
"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock!"
"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""
"ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin"
"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."