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Joke of the Day

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle."

"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."

"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."

"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"

"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."

"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"

"Election There was an election in New York."

"UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP *looking for condom in my ""Beat It"" zipper jacket*"

"A console gamer walks into a bar... ...only to buy a free drink for 60$ To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob"

"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."