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Joke of the Day
"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."
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"Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-"
"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."
"Last year I felt depressed and miserable, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel miserable and depressed."
"What's the best remedy for a sex starved drug addict? A jack and coke."
"Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service"
"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."
"Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad."
"I don't believe in stereotypes. Because that would mean all Asians would be driving big or expensive vehicles to make up for their penis size."
"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"