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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"

"North Korea right now."

"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."

"[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we've run out of everything"

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."

"If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many."

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."

"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"

"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."

"It's black and hangs on a wire? A bad electrician!"