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Joke of the Day
"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"
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"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"
"This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?"
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"
"I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah."
"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""
"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"
"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"
"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"""