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Joke of the Day

"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"

"After #Brexit, the pound crashed... ...it's down to ten ounces."

"*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: ""well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer."""

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"

"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"What if Hitler was cast for 'The Matrix' instead of Keanu Reeves? The movie would have been pretty... Neo-Nazi."

"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."

"Would you like some headphones? The air hostess said to me, 'Of course I would! Oh and how did you know my name was Phones?'"