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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Lucy! Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
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"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"Simple. An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."
"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."
"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."
"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."
"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (I worked there my freshman year and had to unclog the toilets.)"
"I was informed last week that ""cheat day"" does not mean what I thought it did. In related news: Baby, sit down. I have to tell you somethin"
"My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it's like, do you even sift bro?"