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Joke of the Day

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (I worked there my freshman year and had to unclog the toilets.)"

"Why did the vampire pull out? He needed permission to come inside."

"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."

"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Make him run across Canada."

"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."

"Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117."

"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."