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Joke of the Day
"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."
Next Joke
"I've been known to drive women crazy with my tongue. *never shuts the hell up*"
"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"
"Did you hear about that rich kid who got a car for his birthday? He drove it into a tree to see how his Mercedes bends."
"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"
"Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation."
"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"
"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."
"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"
"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"