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Joke of the Day

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."

"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"

"Me: I've had this for 3 weeks & I'm still single! HomeDepot Clerk: ma'am, a stud finder is for the beams in your wall Me: that was unclear"

"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita"

"What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available? The hip replacement guy!"

"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."

"Are you today's date? because you're an 11/10 (:"

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."