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Joke of the Day
"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."
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"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."
"Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free... Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit"
"My wife hates it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend."
"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."
"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."
"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
"I ran into Harambe for the first time in a while last night, so we decided to go get a drink. Bartender: what'll you have? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: no, he'll have a shot."
"The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair"