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Joke of the Day
"What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use? Trigger bot."
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"A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse"
"I used to live in a tea cup I know what you're thinking, pour you"
"When I was a little girl dreaming about what life in my thirties might be like, I envisioned way more powerful enemies."
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."
"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? The wife always blows the bonus."
"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"
"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."
"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."
"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""