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Joke of the Day
"What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use? Trigger bot."
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"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"
"Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!"
"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."
"How does the Terminator lose weight? By counting Kylereese."
"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""
"I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"
"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"