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Joke of the Day
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."
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"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"
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"Nothing makes you like a fat pig more than answering the waitress with hand signals while stuff yur face. ""so how is everything?"""
"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."
"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"
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"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger."
"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."