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Joke of the Day

"Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel"

"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"

"Asian guy walks into a salon... Asian guy walks into a salon and says ""I want to get my ass hole breached."""

"What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race"

"What's the #1 thing that pisses off redditors? You're grammar"

"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"

"Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy"

"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."

"What do you call a group of brain surgeons? A neural network."