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Joke of the Day
"Got a tan this weekend. Might exchange it for a turquoise."
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"The Fountain of Iniquity When your honest living has you worrying about pinching pennies, throw them into the wishing well and scoop up all the quarters."
"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"
"What do jedi hate the most? Forced jokes."
"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."
"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
"I'm not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything... Far from it."
"Once upon a time a guy was left hanging..."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""