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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."

"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."

"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"

"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."

"When I tell jokes my friends call me a faggot but I suppose it's just because they think i'm a bundle of shticks."

"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"

"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"

"I didn't sleep a wink last night because my neighbor was screaming her head off. I think she doesn't like my basement."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0"

"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"