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Joke of the Day

"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."

"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."

"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."

"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"

"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"why did Hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill"

"[school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!"

"""Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed"", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant."

"I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me."

"a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly kids these days pretending to be hot pockets"