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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec"

"If Shakespeare was a pun master Then he would make a play on words"

"My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer. Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""No baby wait, I can change..."""

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"

"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."

"""Friends"" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, ""me having friends"" ended long before that."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"

"Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"

"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."