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Joke of the Day
"What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!"
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"I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!"
"Wanna hear a joke about Youtube comments? I'll tell it once this gets 500 upvotes."
"What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!"
"A joke agnostics can enjoy"
"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."
"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""
"*gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."""
"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."