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Joke of the Day
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
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"The best birth control Put a rock in your shoe, it'll make ya limp"
"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."
"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."
"Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s? Because they literally can't even."
"Breakup? I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet."
"Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive."
"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."
"When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion."
"Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this"