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Joke of the Day

"I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say ""What an ass?"""

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"A Fat Frog walks into a bar Walks up to the barman and the barman says, ""hey, we've got a drink named after you"". Fat Frog says ""What?, You've got a drink called Steve?"""

"What does a neckbeard eat for breakfast? Pankeks."

"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."

"What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!"

"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."

"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."

"How to get a job... Interviewer: ""What's your biggest weakness?"" Interviewee: ""I never learn from my mistakes"" Interviewer: ""Oh, why's that?"" Interviewee: ""I never make any"""

"PETER PIPER: honey i picked another peck of pickled peppers WIFE: [motioning to pantry already full of peppers] peter literally what the fu"