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Joke of the Day
"Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?"
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"I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."
"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."
"Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes"
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"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"
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"The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught."