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Joke of the Day

"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."

"BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman"

"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."

"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."

"So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer"

"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"

"My buddy just came over with his eyebrows waxed... The light had them shining so much it looked like both of his eyes just came up with the best idea."

"Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers ""Bless you"" and hangs up"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."

"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"