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Joke of the Day
"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."
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"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."
"Are you the new English teacher? Yes I are."
"If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored"
"How did the Ethiopian escape prison? He squeezed through the bars."
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""
"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."
"ISIS Awards Night: The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight."
"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."