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Joke of the Day

"I want to see where the indians live.... But I have my reservations."

"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."

"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."

"I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead."

"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."

"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."

"A man rings your internet doorbell.. Says: ""Can you spare 5 minutes to talk about Bernie Sanders?"""