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Joke of the Day
"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"
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"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"
"A doctor goes to write a prescription... He reaches into his pocket to take out his pen, but finds a rectal thermometer instead. Annoyed, he complains, ""Some asshole stole my pen!"""
"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"
"You know what's way better than an iPod? A zune"
"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."
"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"
"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
"What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument? Castanets!"
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""