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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."
Next Joke
"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""
"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"
"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"
"*trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*"
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part."
"My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)"
"How to make a charity 1. find someone in need 2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone 3. ??? 4. nonprofit"