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Joke of the Day
"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."
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"[a postapocalyptic world where everyone has killed themselves so they dont have to hear my opinions] me: lemme explain y this is problematic"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""
"Can I donate fat instead of blood?"
"I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure."
"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"
"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."
"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."
"So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red? Because Red Blue Green."