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Joke of the Day
"What N word do you not want to call a black man? Neighbor"
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"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."
"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"
"What's the definition of a tree? Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver."
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor I'm sorry...."
"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"
"If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."