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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
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"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"
"Do you think horses feel remorse? They have such long faces."
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"Guys, no one on Twitter cares about what you're doing. They just want to know about how much you hate what you're doing."
"My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick."
"Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7? Because ""6, 7 ate""."
"Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE."