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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor I'm sorry...."
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says... ""Does this guy taste funny to you?"""
"Did you hear about the white guy who got pulled over? Me neither."
"What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille"
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."
"Everyone on Reddit is nosey.. See. I told you.."
"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"
"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""
"What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger? One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number."